HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAITLIN!! There’s a pairing in here that I don’t ship and I’m not sure if you’re into it. But I’ve had this idea floating around in my head for a bit and it’s humorous so I hope you enjoy it! <3
The living room was alive with the sound of teenagers. It was Peter’s birthday and Tony was glad to see so many people over to celebrate with him. The lovely Gwen, M.J., Harry, Johnny, Kitty, and, although both fathers disapproved, Wade. They were all set up in the living room watching movies, playing random party games – Wade had suggested twister at one point and delighted in cheating when he spun the card and forcing people into incredibly awkward positions. In the end, it always came down to Peter and Kitty in the last round and they had tied the games overall.
They were a loud and lively bunch, not settled down in the slightest as they moved onto a round of truth or dare that Mary Jane insisted on playing. Although they were all getting rather into it, coming up with absurd dares and questions that ranged on the immature. Thankfully none of the questions involved anything more scandalous than kissing because Tony couldn’t handle that sort of talk from these teenagers, and certainly not from Wade Wilson.
THIS is exactly why Peter and Johnny can NEVER DATE if it’s Superfamily. Peter would unconsciously be dating his father. It’s like saying subconsciously, he wants to bone his pop. *gag* So Freudian I want to puke (and I HATE Freud the fraud!)
It’s time for a rant, Jessica-Style. Firstly, I’d like to point out that any and every interaction that Deadpool and Spiderman have had in canon has not given any indication that Deadpool would ever abuse him. Sure he comes off as rude and vulgar and obsessive, but definitely not abusive. I don’t give a shit if this person doesn’t ship Spideypool, that’s fine, ship who you want. I don’t like false information being spread about one of my favorite characters. He’s unstable, sure. A dick, definitely. Has he ever given anyone a reason to think he’d be abusive though? He’s rather…artistic in the way he kills, yes, but would he EVER harm someone that he actually enjoyed? Also remember that in most of his comics he has feelings. He’s cried or alluded to it at least, he’s talked about darker times in his past and gotten upset. He’s tried to find a way to die, for crying out loud. He feels. I can never see in any universe how Wade would EVER hurt Peter purposefully or consciously. In fact, I do believe he’d go out of his way to protect Peter. Perhaps this person just never cared to learn enough about Wade. That is all.
My thoughts: Would Deadpool be an abusive boyfriend toward Spiderman?
And come on Smartass Family fans, do you really think Loki and Tony wouldn’t obliterate anyone who dared to hurt their little boy?
Also, if they’re is going to be a relationship you’re going to freak out on, how about Edward/Bella! A girl who is so obsessed with a guy MUCH older than her, and her ultimate goal in life is to be married, immediately after high school, with no other plans beyond that. No college, career, NOTHING! Her getting pregnant was a huge shock, so what exactly what she going to be doing all day every day?
Chevy, this show has made you relevant for the first time in 20 years. While your brand of humor was funny IN ITS TIME, it isn’t anymore. We prefer SMART humor, not pratfalls, which you prefer.
Just shut up and do your job, or leave the show quietly maintaining your dignity. Right now, you’re just making yourself look like a pretentious jerk.
My seemingly random obsessions, lots of Thor, Loki, The Avengers, Spideypool...tons of Marvel and DC basically. Also Community, and anything else that makes me laugh! |
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