ofthehawkseyes:
“Was that pepper spray? PEPPER SPRAY? Clint why wasn’t I given pepper spray?”
“Coulson said you weren’t allowed to have any.”
“So I have access to all the pointy and explosive weapons in the S.H.I.E.L.D. armoury… but I’m not allowed pepper spray?”
“Not since Sitwell caught you trying to spice up his lunch with a can of it. Fury said you were banned from touching the stuff again.”
“Aw, man! Dad never lets me have any fun!”
OKAY SO HERE IS A SERIES OF FIC BASED ON THE IDEA OF WADE BECOMING A MEMBER OF SHIELD AND PUT ON A TEAM WITH CLINT AND NAT. IT’S GLORIOUS.
floobings:
THERE YOU HAVE YOUR BG THINGIE
NATASHA FILMED THE WHOLE THING AND THOUGHT BRUCE NEEDED TO SEE IT
daughtershade:
less-thinking-more-happening:
Glasses specially designed to fit the Hulk’s head
I don’t know what’s funnier, Tony’s face palm, Coulson taking pics of Steve’s ass, or Fury running away in tears.
The Peeps all over Clint are the funniest!
torashii:
Loki: “I’ll have that drink now.”
Tony: “*grins* Let’s make him drink, until he goes down!! Jarvis, alcohol!”
Weak to alcohol: Bruce, Clint, Steve
So-so: Tony
Strong: Natasha
God: Loki, Thor
Tony: “*grumbles* As expected from a god…”
nikaalexandra:
“wait, wait, wait. loki as in the psycopath with a god-complex that tried to kill us and enslave humanity or loki as in the ugly stripper from the mythology-themed titty bar we visited last week”
….I want to know how Thor reacted to the Loki stripper (as in did he spaz out and destroy the bar for besmerching his baby brother’s honor?)
begitalarcos:
Avengers Puppies Returns! This time they have babysitters!
Peter has Tony
Pepper has Bruce
Coulson has Steve
Wade has Barton
Fury has Natasha
like Bruce is much better….
acaciajules:
Brother, we have a baby by ~happylife999
This is cracking me up!
hellmemi:
avengers art
Brother, we have a baby by ~happylife999
This is cracking me up!
clara-belle:
okay so as i promised i gonna make this massive photo spam only with fun-vengers hopes you like it!!!
non of the art is mine, i give all the credit to the artist. please massage me if you know who made it. this is just some of my personally favorite stony photos, please respect that it´s just my point of view. i´m sorry if you feel discriminated, or anything. then please send me a massage,
this is to all my followers that i love more than my life. thank you all so much. lets see if we can reach the 200 followers ;)
okay i gonna make an all-in-all spam and a funny-stony spam more :^)
OMG! I’m DYING! The best one is Loki on the stripper pole! Followed by the ones involving Captain America.
lucleon:
Avengers Time IV.
“Avengers Time” is a silly story about a costume party on Halloween.
Steve Rogers as Prince Gumball
Phil Coulson as cool mint
Tony Stark as Marshall Lee
Jarvis as Beemo
Bruce Banner as Tree Trunks
Thor Odinson as Fiona
Mjolnir as Jake
Natasha Romanoff as Fire Princess
Loki Laufeyson as Ice King
Clint Barton as Gunter
III. http://lucleon.tumblr.com/post/34793099084/avengers-time-iii-the-third-page-of-the-comic
Hmmm, looks like some people are jealous…
GET HIM CLINT! Loki looks wonderful!
zeiruin:
Avengers preparing for this Halloween~ :D