asklokipool:
daefics:
asklokipool:
daefics:
asklokipool:
daefics:
dragonflydevi:
daefics:
asklokipool:
when Nate gets home he’s gonna hear about this.
He’s gonna have to give her the talk about how not all things are weapons
Nate: “Hope… some things are not for eating, or shelter, or defending yourself, or killing an enemy, or even maiming them. Some things are just meant… to look pretty.”
Hope: “What. Why?”
Nate: “I have no idea. But some things have no purpose, other than to just look beautiful. Like your mother.”
Hope: “Oh. Okay.”
Wade is a trophy wife. Fact.

Have you learned your lesson about respecting other people’s personal property?
Yes, mom. I’m sorry.
Good girl. Now Daddy Nate’s gonna teach you how to shoot a gun.



That was my plate.
Ehehehe.

kurgy:
I mentioned I like this AU right?
acaciajules:
kurgy:
So I love all these characters so much and I just wanted to see them all together
Dawwwwwwwwwwwwww
wadesdeadpoolparty:
ARE YOU MASTERBATING!?
shieldhumanresourcesdept:
PRIVATE MEMO TO AGENT WILSON (AU Memo #1, based on a submission by the Jotun!Coulson)
Agent Coulson has asked me to remind you that scrawling graffiti reading “Coulson Lives, Fury Lies” all around the Helicarrier is considered harassment. It is also vandalism, and you and I have had multiple talks on that score.
Yes, Coulson lives, and we are all grateful, but that does not mean Fury lied. Even if he probably did. Stop it.
Filed under Marvel Deadpool Wade Wilson Thor Hawkeye Clint Barton Iron Man Tony Stark Loki Captain America Steve Rogers Nick Fury Wolverine Logan Phil ‘Agent’ Coulson Mockingbird Barbara Morse Hulk Bruce Banner Black Widow Natasha Romanoff A Very Deadpool Xmas Remember Kiddies Satantapool is making a list of who’s been naughty and nice and who left out tacos and chimichangas
Filed under Marvel Deadpool Wade Wilson Cyclops Scott Summers White Queen Emma Frost Wolverine Logan Sabretooth Victor Creed Beast Hank McCoy Jubilee Rogue Iceman Bobby Drake Northstar Jean-Paul Beaubier A Very Deadpool Xmas
Filed under Marvel Deadpool Wade Wilson Frosty the Snowman Memo I should have done this ages ago This guy has some awesome ideas
acaciajules:
your daddy is not friendly by ~CircusMayer
fuckyeahspideyp00l:
maple syrup from pixiv
don’t like them so different-sized but anyway
deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:
you’ve heard of the hawkeye initiative
but what about the deadpool initiative
dem proportions
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