Ramblings of the Perpetually Confused

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-wax puppet-

by Henry Guillaume Schlesinger

Date painted- 1870

360° degree christmas book by Yusuke Oono

Japanese artist Yusuke Oono has expanded his 360° book project to celebrate the festive season. The three-dimensional panoramic structure references the format of a book and pushes it to become a new, expansive platform for narrative and story telling.

ancientart:

Ancient Etruscan golden Jewellery

Courtesy & currently located at the Louvre, France. Photo taken by mararie

begitalarcos:

joannaestep:

More Hawkeye/Kid Loki, which is somehow the cutest pairing ever. To me, anyway.

Yes, I portray Loki as being, uhhhhh, legal.

Yes, Ikol is judging him. Shut up Ikol, no one likes you.

I almost peed myself laughing from the birds comment

thunderfuckingfrost:

So.many.feels.

soyouthinkyoucansee:

Willem II prince of Orange and Maria Stuart

Willem II (1626-50), prins van Oranje, en zijn echtgenote

Maria Stuart (1631-60)

( 1647, Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam)

asklokipool:

We like to spend our time teaching Hope manly things, like knitting.

-Wade

danceabletragedy:

by Minh Dam

sekra:

Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.

abstractbody:

abstractbody:

do you think artists in the middle ages had sketchbooks?

whenever im looking at art like in the renaissance period, its always glorious finished paintings

i want to see what they drew in math class

never

fucking

mind

hoo0:

Q by ~hoo0

books0977:

The Painter and his Model (1690). Arnold Houbraken (Dutch, 1660-1719). Oil on panel. Rijksmuseum.

Houbraken is now remembered mainly as a biographer of artists from the Dutch Golden Age. Houbraken painted mythological and religious paintings, portraits and landscapes. His first attempt at an instructive manual for artists was his Emblem book, Inhoud van ‘t Sieraad der Afbeelding, which was meant as a guide of possible painting themes.

a-l-ancien-regime:

The beautiful shepherdess (young girl in a Louis XV dress)

Gustave Jacquet

19th century

watercolor on paper

thebritishteapot:

captainlonglake:

sarniel:

tbskyen:

tugamaggie:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

littledidxeknow:

todaylour:

andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:

impuretale:

beatrixspoke:

saaaaaasha:

hey guys

that is carved

from MARBLE

THAT IS A ROCK

WAT

I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.

Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.

Blown away

I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre

I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.

b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?

FUCKING BERNINI THO

FUCKING

BERNINI

DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.

HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.

OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS

SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.

IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?

OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!

BERNINI!

Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.

Hey everybody! Today we are talking about ART!

I will start out by telling you about one of my favourite artist, Christian Lemmerz!

Lemmerz is most known for having but pig corpses into glass showcases and callingit art. While this is kinda fucked up, it did make people think, and to be honest, he did it to piss people off (which it did)

BUT, because of that, most people seem to forget that he’s actually pretty good at other types of art too. One of them being marble sculptures!

Here’s my favourite one of his, Katrina.

And yes, that is all marble.

And what you can’t see is that the fingers also have wrinkles and lines, even fingerprints

Goodnight, everybody!

I think you’re missing fucking marble leaves

My seemingly random obsessions, lots of Thor, Loki, The Avengers, Spideypool...tons of Marvel and DC basically. Also Community, and anything else that makes me laugh!
Very often NSFW Slash.