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#Because Erik would totally do this. In the middle of the night him and Charles are in bed and Erik will randomly call out Stainless Steel and go back to sleep straight away while Charles will be all What the fuck man. And he’ll look at Erik’s dreams and Erik is dreaming of cutlery except the cutlery is doing Be My Guest from Beauty and the Beast and oddly the candlestick sounds like Alex and Charles will be like Thank God you’re pretty Erik otherwise I’d kick you out of this bed right now. And Erik will trololol in his sleep.

#sometimes erik gets a little confused during sex and whispers sweet nothings into charles’ ear #sweet nothings like ‘oooooh yeah work it like an alloy baby’ #and ‘yeah that’s right shake it like the mechanisms controlling the production of a polaroid picture’ #and ‘goddamn charles i just want to get my prongs all up in your sockets yeah you heard me ohhh yeahhh’ #charles would say something #but he’s kind of still trying to figure out what ‘yeah baby fuck me like you’re aluminum and i’m copper’ was supposed to mean

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My seemingly random obsessions, lots of Thor, Loki, The Avengers, Spideypool...tons of Marvel and DC basically. Also Community, and anything else that makes me laugh! Very often NSFW Slash.