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Hey guys?

Heat Exhaustion Symptoms

  • Confusion
  • Dizziness
  • Fainting
  • Fatigue
  • Headache
  • Muscle cramps
  • Nausea
  • Pale skin
  • Profuse sweating
  • Sunken, dark eyes from dehydration

Do I need to remind you what he looked like during this entire scene?

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He’s sweaty, his blood circulation isn’t working well due to vasoconstriction (namely, look at how pale his lips are,) and he’s got dark, sunken in eyes.  Now we’ve got a point in which he trips and almost falls for some inexplicable reason.  Well, let me ask you this.

How do you torture a frost giant?

With heat.
[*snip*]

I already subscribed to Thanos torturing Loki hypothesis, but never caught onto the hyperthermia aspect before.  Even if unintentional, wow it fits…


Scene from the credits of ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’.



This is DISGUSTING. How COULD they?! How was this passed?! WTF Virginia?!

Dean Huls who is the brain child behind People Can Change spoke with Fox News about their plan to help all the gay children of Virginia. “Since 2000 ‘People Can Change‘ has been helping thousands of adults resolve their unwanted same-sex attractions. We bring the gay demons out of these individuals so they can become who god intended them to be. Our success and track record speaks for itself,” Huls said. “Facing the reality that you have unwanted homosexual feelings can cause tremendous turmoil – especially as a child whose feelings conflict with deeply held values, beliefs and life goals. But there is a way out. A path that leads them to resolve rather than fight their homosexual feelings. A path to authentic brotherhood and to our innate heterosexual masculinity.” Huls continued, “Our program with adults has been so successful over the years and thanks to Governor Bob McDonnell we will now be able to help all of the gay children in Virginia too.”

Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell who signed off on the the ‘People Can Change’ gay-to-straight conversion therapy treatment told CNN he is excited about the program. “A child has to choose to become gay because god would never create a homosexual. It’s a choice, not something they were born with – and that is a proven fact,” McDonnell said. “Can you imagine how much more productive these ‘now-straight’ children will be not always being bullied or wondering why god made them defective? Gay children will finally be able to learn who they truly are for once in their lives.” McDonnell continued, “What we are doing is monumental. I can only hope and pray that other states follow suit.”

Beau Hough who is the Senior Gay Development Analyst at ‘People Can Change’ told reporters about the exciting plans waiting in store for all the gay children of Virginia. “We have hired Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin from the organization Stop Masturbation Now to come in and speak with all of the suspected gay students in Virginia. Having a dolphin mascot will loosen the tension for the children as they are told that if they continue to choose to be gay, they will then start masturbating and then will go to Hell for eternity in the afterlife.” Hough continued, “There’s nothing gayer than a male causing a penis to ejaculate, whether or not it’s his own. We will put an end to this evilness that runs rampant throughout Virginia once and for all, just as Jesus would want it.”

Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of ‘Stop Masturbation Now’ said he is excited about the chance to help gay children in Virginia. “Homosexuality and masturbation is a gateway drug to rape,” Childs told reporters. “It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease,” Childs said. “God willing, one day homosexuality and masturbation will be illegal.”

The organization ‘People Can Change’ is located in Ruckersville, Virginia. The group’s gay-to-straight conversion therapy facilities span around the country and have been in operation since May of 2000. ‘People Can Change’ can be contacted at 1-434-227-9346 or by email at rich@peoplecanchange.com.

National Report attempted to contact the Superintendent of Public Instruction for comment but as of press time had received no response.

- See more at: http://nationalreport.net/gay-straight-conversion-programs-included-virginia-public-school-curriculums-beginning-september-1st/#sthash.jlFeokRj.dpuf

 

Someone, please tell me this is fake. 


textsfromthe-avengers:

Submitted by outlaw-monarch


ask-the-odd-couple-from-asgard:

conanlicious:

Okay people! LISTEN UP.

SOPA is back and is badder than we had ever seen. We stopped it many times before. And we knew it may come back again.

What will it do now, you ask?

This time the streaming of copywritten works is at the forefront of this particular law to be.

If a particular stream contains any copywritten material of any sort the uploader and creator of said content can be found guilty and automatically placed in prison for years on felony charges.

We may rise against SOPA again. And there is no time! We need to stop this!

Before I come back this week I just want to reblog this because seriously I’m so sick of this SOPA shit every year just ugh. Please help sign this ;A;





heislikefireburningthroughtime:

deanisanactualprincess:

I fell off my bed from laughing so hard omg if gabriel ever comes back this should be an episode

exCEPT GABRIEL IS COMING BACK



The Doctor

Favorite doctor.


whimsicalspecks:

**AGGRESSIVELY SOBS FOR SIMON PEGG AND KARL URBAN**

Agrees. My love for Karl Urban is reaching it’s 20th year (it began with Xena)



This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.




My seemingly random obsessions, lots of Thor, Loki, The Avengers, Spideypool...tons of Marvel and DC basically. Also Community, and anything else that makes me laugh!
Very often NSFW Slash.





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