when Nate gets home he’s gonna hear about this.
He’s gonna have to give her the talk about how not all things are weapons
Nate: “Hope… some things are not for eating, or shelter, or defending yourself, or killing an enemy, or even maiming them. Some things are just meant… to look pretty.”
Hope: “What. Why?”
Nate: “I have no idea. But some things have no purpose, other than to just look beautiful. Like your mother.”
Hope: “Oh. Okay.”
Wade is a trophy wife. Fact.